In the course of my career I've been dressed as a superhero and a metrosexual. I've reenacted Bohemian Rhapsody and Pharrell's video for Happy. I've rewritten the lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas around the global category objectives. I've built balsa bridges and done stretch exercises in my suit. I've told complete strangers curious secrets about myself. I've been thrown creme eggs at conferences. I've done energisers and ice breakers. I've worn hats.
I've done all these things in the name of team building, in the promotion of lateral thought. I've done all these things a little reluctantly, because my Client asked me to.
I confess it's not really my gig. I don't need a warm up exercise to be engaged. I don't need an energy drink to be animated. I don't need a crayon to express myself. I don't need a bean bag to have an idea. I don't have to take my clothes off to have a good time.
More than this, I'm concerned that it's all got a bit out of hand. In seeking to lose our inhibitions, do we sometimes lose our dignity? Can behaviours intended as a catalyst to creativity and collaboration become a constraint on our credibility? Are brands themselves, as a consequence of all this, beginning to speak like a child?
In short, I'm concerned that modern marketing is being infantilized.
I first heard Kate performing The Man With the Child in His Eyes in the late '70s. I loved that song. Back then the thought of an adult retaining his childlike innocence was hugely attractive. Society was constrained, conventional, conservative. Masculinity was muscular, macho, two dimensional. But now Peter Pan is ever present. We live in an age of deferred maturity and kidulthood, of the eternal mid-life crisis and the oldest clubbers in town. We live in the era of Game of Thrones, Guardians of the Galaxy and Glasto Podpads. The childlike increasingly seems childish.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.'
1 Corinthians 13.11
I believe brand building and communication are serious enterprises. They require more than kindergarten architecture, a few beards and a bike rack. More than an ideation session with Post-It notes, a kooky illustrator and Gummy Bears. They require special combinations of expertise, analysis, deep thought and inspiration. They require method and process, heavy heavy discipline. I believe that grown up brands should engage consumers as grown ups. That talking in chatty tones, Californian patter, primary colours and VAG Rounded can sometimes diminish the integrity of the conversation. I believe that if we want to be taken seriously we should be a little more serious.
Perhaps now is the time for marketing to 'put away childish things'.
I confess that I didn't actually dress as a superhero at the category conference in LA. I hid in the toilets instead...
First published: September 2014 Marketing